{"id":2951,"date":"2010-06-25T07:00:49","date_gmt":"2010-06-25T12:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fatnutritionist.com\/?p=2951"},"modified":"2010-06-25T23:48:14","modified_gmt":"2010-06-26T04:48:14","slug":"diet-pop-culture-choice-quotes-from-diet-paperbacks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fatnutritionist.com\/index.php\/diet-pop-culture-choice-quotes-from-diet-paperbacks\/","title":{"rendered":"Diet Pop Culture &#8211; Choice Quotes from Diet Paperbacks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a sort of unofficial hobby of collecting diet paperbacks &#8212; something about them fascinates me in the same way I am fascinated by infomercials. <\/p>\n<p>Not only are they often unintentionally hilarious, but they have a certain formula and flavour that promises to reveal something about how marketing, emotion, and motivation interact.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;ve gathered a small collection over time. (I buy them used. For one thing, I enjoy the older ones for their vintage charm, but I also figure I&#8217;m doing a public service by removing them from the market, while not directly lining the pockets of the authors.) But collecting and <em>actually reading them<\/em> are two different things, requiring different moods. <\/p>\n<p>Lately, I&#8217;ve found myself in the reading mood, and I&#8217;ve stumbled across some truly bizarre gems. Here&#8217;s one for today:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;About seventeen years ago a very close friend of mine said in a moment of anger, &#8216;Look, Blimpo, why don&#8217;t you just go over there and be fat!&#8217; Blimpo? Me? This statement affected me as if someone had taken a big steel pot, put it over my head, and smashed it with a metal spoon.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<strong>Fit for Life<\/strong>, Diamond, 1985<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>There&#8217;s a lot of hilarity to be unpacked here, the most obvious being, to me, that the steel pot\/metal spoon scenario would swiftly become violent reality if one of my &#8220;very close friends&#8221; talked to me like this. <\/p>\n<p>But the underlying message here is that verbal abuse is a good motivator to lose weight&#8230;rather than a good motivator to administer a well-deserved ass-kicking.<\/p>\n<p>Just think of all that wasted calorie-burning potential.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.fatnutritionist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/break50.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"break50\" width=\"300\" height=\"18\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-620\" \/><\/p>\n<p><center><em>Share your bits of diet culture ridiculousness in <a href=https:\/\/www.fatnutritionist.com\/index.php\/diet-pop-culture-choice-quotes-from-diet-paperbacks\/#comments>comments.<\/a><\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a sort of unofficial hobby of collecting diet paperbacks &#8212; something about them fascinates me in the same way I am fascinated by infomercials. 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